and tilt your head to the side
Smirk a little
Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.
Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.
A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.
If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.
HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN
"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."
I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life